Kinderella Kardashian

Dear Diary,

Khloe and Rob seem to have been having a good time doing country folk things in Texas. Khloe just sent me this picture of her, Rob, and a bunch of strangers on a farm. I guess I’m supposed to be happy and excited for them, but this picture scares me. WHERE IS THE HORSE’S BODY?

I guess Khloe got hungry :(

Until next time,

Kinderella

(Source: Daily Mail)

Dear Diary,

I had to wake up early before everyone else this morning so I can watch Downton Abbey in peace. I tried watching the premiere last night, but Kourtney kept asking why there weren’t subtitles since they weren’t speaking English.  

Khloe and Rob seem to be having a good time in Dallas. Khloe uploaded this picture to her Twitter proclaiming that she and Rob were in Cow Town. The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? I think it’s very noble that Rob is embracing Texas to the fullest extent possible by rocking the dirty migrant Mexican worker look. When does the deportation process start?

Until next time,

Kinderella

(Source: twitpic.com)