Kinderella Kardashian

Diary of the Forgotten Kardashian Sister

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Dear Diary, Khloe and Rob seem to have been having a good time doing country folk things in Texas. Khloe just sent me this picture of her, Rob, and a bunch of strangers on a farm. I guess I’m supposed to be happy and excited for them, but this picture scares me. WHERE IS THE HORSE’S BODY? I guess Khloe got hungry :( Until next time, Kinderella

Dear Diary,

Khloe and Rob seem to have been having a good time doing country folk things in Texas. Khloe just sent me this picture of her, Rob, and a bunch of strangers on a farm. I guess I’m supposed to be happy and excited for them, but this picture scares me. WHERE IS THE HORSE’S BODY?

I guess Khloe got hungry :(

Until next time,

Kinderella

(Source: Daily Mail)

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Dear Diary, I had to wake up early before everyone else this morning so I can watch Downton Abbey in peace. I tried watching the premiere last night, but Kourtney kept asking why there weren’t subtitles since they weren’t speaking English.   Khloe and Rob seem to be having a good time in Dallas. Khloe uploaded this picture to her Twitter proclaiming that she and Rob were in Cow Town. The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? I think it’s very noble that Rob is embracing Texas to the fullest extent possible by rocking the dirty migrant Mexican worker look. When does the deportation process start? Until next time, Kinderella

Dear Diary,

I had to wake up early before everyone else this morning so I can watch Downton Abbey in peace. I tried watching the premiere last night, but Kourtney kept asking why there weren’t subtitles since they weren’t speaking English.  

Khloe and Rob seem to be having a good time in Dallas. Khloe uploaded this picture to her Twitter proclaiming that she and Rob were in Cow Town. The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? I think it’s very noble that Rob is embracing Texas to the fullest extent possible by rocking the dirty migrant Mexican worker look. When does the deportation process start?

Until next time,

Kinderella

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Dear Diary, I have been going through old family photos recently and realized that one year we captured a sighting of the elusive Southern California Blonde Sasquatch! Seriously, why did everyone in my family get fatter and uglier with fame? Sometimes I worry that I might be ugly, but then I look in the mirror and am ecstatic to see that I’m positively stunning. Until next time, Kinderella

Dear Diary,

I have been going through old family photos recently and realized that one year we captured a sighting of the elusive Southern California Blonde Sasquatch!

Seriously, why did everyone in my family get fatter and uglier with fame? Sometimes I worry that I might be ugly, but then I look in the mirror and am ecstatic to see that I’m positively stunning.

Until next time,

Kinderella

(Source: US Weekly)

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Dear Diary,

My family gave the world the best holiday gift ever yesterday by releasing our 2011 holiday card.  Well, a PORTION of the holiday card.  For some reason they cropped out the arch featuring Brody and Brandon Jenner, Avril Lavigne, and me.  The good news is that thanks to this card bowties will finally be out of fashion in 2012 and I will therefore not have to spend as much time around mother’s gross neck skin.  I have received a number of inquiries about what I will be purchasing my siblings for Christmas, so I have decided there is no better time to answer everyone until now:

Kim: A trip to the Australian Open.  I figure if she starts dating a tennis player then she will have to be completely silent at least three hours per match.  You’re welcome, America.

Kourtney: My most boring sister will be receiving a special 3D edition of “American Psycho” so she can find out how she will soon be murdered.

Khloe: Chaz Bono.  He’s recently single and I really think the Oprah Winfrey Network can benefit from the ratings that this transgender couple would inspire. 

Rob: A leech.  Maybe he’ll finally be able to understand the meaning of his nickname.  More likely he will just place it on his penis and brag about being blown 24/7.

Kendall & Kylie:  Rings.  NuvaRings.  Because America television doesn’t need a Teen Mom 3.

Merry Krismas!

Until next time,

Kinderella

(Source: Celebuzz!)

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Dear Diary,

It is kind of ironic that I sometimes forget I have a brother considering he is the most successful one of the family.  Afterall, he did lose Dancing with the Stars.  I also  think Rob is most self-aware Kardashian.  He realizes he is famous for nothing and doesn’t pretend to be a smart and saavy businessman.  So, in that spirit, Rob is launching a sock line!  I think this is business venture suits Rob particularly well.  Socks are everyone’s least favorite holiday gift to receive, they are the things you always forget to buy, and they inexplicably disappear and then show up when you least expect it.

In talking about his sock line, Rob has said that he doesn’t care about the Kardashian brand at all and has “no intention of doing something in front of the camera for monetary gain.”  I should probably mention that Rob is going to be moving to Dallas soon with Khloe and Lamar to shoot the new season of their reality show. I would point out Rob’s blatant hypocrisy but I’m in mourning because I just realized I won’t have anyone to eat chips with me at night, or to play video games with me all day long, or to call Kim a whore on the intercom just for fun.  All my joy is being stolen from me.  Hello, clinical depression!  

Until next time, 

Kinderella

(Source: The Huffington Post)

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